Friday, January 18th, 2007

Bill Clinton Tapout - Former President Bill Clinton is on the campaign trail for his wife Hillary and took time to play Tapout with the Zoo.

HANNAH MAN-tana - You can't go wrong when 5 grown men dress up like Hannah Montana to win tickets.  <Scroll down to see all the pics.>

Ask the Guys - We covered the topic, "What things do guys really hate doing with or for their girlfriends.

Senator Barack Obama - The senator from Illinois and Democratic presidential nominee hopeful hung out with the Zoo and even let Lauren tap him out.

Rejected Bud Light "Dude" Commercial #1 - This scenario hits too close to home for many.

Rejected Bud Light "Dude Commercial #2 - With the Dallas Cowboys upset loss to the New York Giants we figured that this "Dude" commercial would work.  Nope.



INTERVIEWS

Natasha Bedingfield - The KLUC artist with hits like "Unwritten" and "Love Like This" hung out with the Zoo and played a game of Tapout!

Rob & Big - The MTV tandem is starting up season #3...and the DVD's are out uncensored.  Check out the chat.

Ice Cube - Lauren hung out with Cube at the Four Seasons in LA for the premiere of his new flick "First Sunday."

Joe Montana - The greatest quarterback to ever play the game visited Chet atop the scaffolding and offered up a one-of-a-kind autographed Toy Drive football!

Wayne Brady - Man, we love this guy.  He comes by Toy Drive, climbs the scaffolding and then donates a bunch of bikes and $5,000 in gift cards!

Nicole S. - I don't even know how to spell her last name...but you know her from the Pussycat Dolls.  Nicole called the Zoo to give her support for Toy Drive.

Wyclef - "Sweetest Girl" is his first single from Carnival Volume II and he stopped by to give some Toy Drive love.

Toni Braxton - She performs nightly at the Flamingo and stopped by Toy Drive and made a HUGE donation!

Ne-Yo - Last year local Las Vegan Ne-Yo made not one, but two stops to Toy Drive.  He wanted to make sure to lend his support.

Dane Cook - He is the hottest comic around.  Dane wanted to make sure to support Toy Drive and check in with Chet.

Frank Caliendo - If you haven't seen his promos on TBS for his new show FrankTV you might be the only one.  His impersonation of John Madden has made him famous.  Here's Tapout and he breaks out all of his best.

Eva Longoria - The Desperate Housewives star hung out with the and revealed what she used to do in Vegas back before she was famous.

Chris Brown - Chris' new film "This Christmas" hits theatres on November 21st.  Lauren talked to him about everything including he and Rihanna's matching tattoos and last year's Toy Drive. (10/29/07)

Regina King - You know her from her roles in "Jerry Maguire," "Boyz in the Hood" and "Enemy of the State."  She and Lauren London talked with Lauren.  You gotta hear Regina's response to question #5 of Tapout. (10/29/07)

Columbus Short & Idris Elba - Columbus ("Stomp the Yard") and Idris ("The Wire") hung out with Lauren, as well, at the "This Christmas" junket.  (10/29/07)

Carlos Mencia - We reunited our favorite comedian with his "co-star" in the Ben Stiller flick "The Heartbreak Kid."  Our friend and Las Vegan Kayla Kleevage surprised Carlos with a gift that you will only understand if you actually saw the movie.  (10/18/07)

Carlos Mencia #2 - Carlos talks about how his dad finally acknowledged that his son, Carlos, had made it big. (10/18/07)

Carlos Mencia #3 - Now, the highlight of the day.  The, now famous, game of What Weighs More?  We weighed two gallons of milk (jugs), two watermelons (melons), two plastic pigeon frightening owls (hoots), bags of Halloween candy (fun bags) a dwarf and Spence's dog Bella.  So, of all the items which weighed more than Kayla Kleevage's 50-Double-I breasts. (10/18/07)

Jermaine Dupri - Yeah, he's a rap mogul.  He's got a new book out and everything.  More importantly we found out from him that his girl Janet sleeps in the nude!! (10/17/07)

Irv Gotti - VH1 hosts Irv's new show "Gotti's Way."  Irv talked to the Zoo about Murder Inc, JaRule and he even gave advice to T.I. (10/15/07)

Dane Cook - He's back December 1st at Mandalay Bay.  Get your tickets and listen as Laruen taps Dane out. (10/12/07)

Tila Tequila - She is the Queen of MySpace and she's got a new show on MTV...and she's hot and  hot for Lauren. (10/8/07)

Kayla Kleevage - With her 95 double-i's, this Vegas local is the actual star of "The Heartbreak Kid." (10/8/07)

Joe Rogan - He describes all of the tapouts on the UFC broadcasts...So, we tapped him out. (10/5/07)

Mandy Moore - She  is the Zoo's official girlfriend.  Seriously, we got it bad for this girl. (10/5/07)

Carlos Mencia - Our buddy Carlos is Uncle Tito in the new Ben Stiller flick "The Heartbreak Kid."  (10/4/07)

Omarion - O is back on the big screen with his new flick "Feel the Noise."  He hung out and tapped out with the Zoo. (10/2/07)

Wyclef- Clef's new album is due out in December.  He talked about his music industry influence including Akon and what th ehell is going on with Lauryn Hill.

Monique- Comedian and host of "Fat Chance" on Oxygen, Monique teased her upcoming Mandalay Bay performance.

PARODY COMMERCIALS & SONGS

Cougar the Fragrance - Hey if you're MILFY we don't blame you girl...go get yours.  But if you're going to make sure you wear the right perfume.

Banjo - Ladies, hours of satisfaction and pleasure are at your fingertips when you take up the banjo.

The Great Debaters - If you haven't seen the new Denzel Washington movie here's a small clip.

The Great Debaters 2 - Yet another exclusive clip from Denzel's new flick.

Angry Dick - Some people just hate the holidays.  Dick would be one of them...Here's his anti-Christmas anthem, "Have Yourself a Crappy Friggin' Christmas."

I Farted on Santa Claus - We believe this was done at Tate Elementary years ago...It's a Vegas Christmas Classic.

National Finals Rodeo - The cowboys take over the T&M beginning this week for the NFR.  Here's our the Zoo's take on it.

A Very Merry Spencemas - December 2nd is Spencemas...and here's the album you need to have on hand to celebrate.

Minimize Office 2.0 - Okay, so we played you the "home version" on Monday.  Now, the story of what can happen if you look at porn at work and get caught. 

Minimize - Timbaland presents One Republic's Apologize is the biggest song in the country right now.  So, obviously we had to parody it.  It's the tale of surfing the internet and getting caught by mom.  Enjoy "Minimize." 

Cocoa Chi Chi's - This didn't quite make it on the air.  Imagine if Halle Berry had her own breakfast cereal.

Dark Meat - Angry Dick loves Thanksgiving and apparently loves the dark meat.

Racial Slurs for Whitey - The latest celebrity to spit racist words was Dog the Bounty Hunter.  And, of course, we all remember Michael Richards and Don Imus.  Don't get down fight back with 101 Racial Slurs for Whitey. (11/5/07)

David Cop-a-Feel - Allegedly, magician David Copperfield sexually assaulted a Seattle woman while in the Bahamas.  Feds raided his Las Vegas warehouse for evidence.  We think he might want to change his name.

The Hillarywitch - If you really want to scare Trick or Treaters this Halloween pick up the Hillarywitch! (10/23/07)

T.I. Edition Chevy Impala- As you know T.I. is up on charges for buying machine guns and silencers.  Being that he's a spokesperson for Chevy, you'd think the car maker would dump him as a celebrity endorser...maybe not. (10/22/07)

Dancing with Chainsaws - We came up with a better alternative than "Dancing with the Stars." (10/10/07)

Baseball, the Sleep Aid - Yeah, yawn, the baseball playoffs are going on, zzzzzzzzz.  Baseball is sooooo boring.  In fact, it puts us to sleep. (10/4/7)

Columbia University School of Terrorism - With Columbia University inviting Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak we heard that they might have a new degree program.

Tramp Stamps - The United States Postal Service has finally come out with commemorative stamps we can all be excited about.

PHONE SCAMS

Time Machine - By request, we present the Time Machine phone scam. 

Pothead Christmas - Yes, we want to have a "green" Christmas.

Elf Discrimination - Yes, we all say the name "Dave" a little differently after this Morning Zoo Phone Scam.

To Flock or Not to Flock - Sometimes holiday arguments can start with the smallest difference of opinion.  Spence & Lauren scam a Christmas tree lot with a disagreement about whether or not to flock. 

Steelers Suck - Following last week's loss to the lowly New York Jets, Shelly requested we play Angry Dick's "Steelers Suck" Phone Scam.

Turkey Farms - Weed Guy seems to be obsessed with the size of the breasts on his Thanksgiving Day turkey.

Sanjaya Forever - Lauren scammed a classic rock radio station DJ repeatedly to request American Idol superstar Sanjaya. 

NYPD Halloween - What happens when you go to New York City for Halloween and expose your breasts to an NYPD officer?

Ball Point Pens for Halloween? - You have someone in your neighborhood that just refuses to give out candy.  They either hand out fruit, toothbrushes or pens?  Here's a Halloween Phone Scam for you.

Dognapping - With all the Ellen doggie drama we brought back a Classic Phone Scam.  This is Spence with Lauren's help scamming her sister Ashley and accusing her of being a canine thief.   

Mouth Guitar - We pulled out a classic scam with Spence playing his mouth guitar. (10/11/07)

GROUP THERAPY

January 15th - Sylvia is 22 and is dating a very emotional, sensitive guy.  He cries quite a bit.  She think it might be weird.

January 8th - So, Chet's buddy was dogsitting.  The dog in question, an 11-year old lab, went outside and somehow died in the pool.  Should he call the owners, who are on vacation, to let them know about the dog or let the owners enjoy their vacation and tell them when they get back.

December 11th - Lauren is spending the holidays with her boyfriend's family for the first time.  She wasn't sure who and what she should buy as presents.  We needed your help.

December 4th - All Mark's wife wants for Christmas is a facelift...He thinks she looks great and doesn't need it...What does he do?

November 13th - Anna has issues that her 23 year-old daughter has decided to spend Thanksgiving with her boyfriend of six months and his family...and she'll be splitting time with his family over Christmas.  Does mom need to cut the cord?

November 6th - After only three months and no "I love you" declaration Matt's girlfriend wants to send out holiday cards with a picture of them on it.  Is it too soon?

October 16th - How old is too old to be trick or treating? I don't know if we ever figured out the answer.

October 9th - You're interested in a guy...but you're 23.  He's 7 years older and he must might want kids soon...and you ain't about that.

ASK THE GUYS

January 3rd - Lauren's sister's boyfriend is going on a boy's weekend.  She's not invited and she's pissed.

November 28th - We started out on a mission to find out what exactly guys want for Christmas.

November 7th - Honestly, what are those things that guys NEVER want to do with their girls?

October 10th - Nikki wanted the truth...She got it.  What do guys really think when a girl confesses that she has kids.

October 3rd - Jillian wanted an answer to the eternal question, "Can guys ever really be friends with girls?" (10/3/07)

:60 SECONDS WITH SPENCE

Dr. Phil & Britney - Allegedly, Dr. Phil went to the hospital to talk to Britney.  He says they talked...reports are they didn't talk much...but if they did it might sound like this.

Oprah Winfrey - Not many get the opportunity to interview The Oprah.  Spence found Oprah charming and a bit of a tease.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Spence went one-one-one with the Tehran tyrant.

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