Friday, January 18th, 2007
Clinton Tapout - Former
President Bill Clinton is on the campaign trail for his wife Hillary and
took time to play Tapout with the Zoo.
MAN-tana - You
can't go wrong when 5 grown men dress up like Hannah Montana to win
tickets. <Scroll down to see all the pics.>
the Guys - We
covered the topic, "What things do guys really hate doing with or for
Barack Obama - The
senator from Illinois and Democratic presidential nominee hopeful hung out
with the Zoo and even let Lauren tap him out.
Bud Light "Dude" Commercial #1 - This
scenario hits too close to home for many.
Bud Light "Dude Commercial #2 - With
the Dallas Cowboys upset loss to the New York Giants we figured that this
"Dude" commercial would work. Nope.
Bedingfield - The
KLUC artist with hits like "Unwritten" and "Love Like
This" hung out with the Zoo and played a game of Tapout!
& Big - The
MTV tandem is starting up season #3...and the DVD's are out
uncensored. Check out the chat.
Cube - Lauren hung
out with Cube at the Four Seasons in LA for the premiere of his new flick
Montana - The
greatest quarterback to ever play the game visited Chet atop the scaffolding
and offered up a one-of-a-kind autographed Toy Drive football!
Brady - Man,
we love this guy. He comes by Toy Drive, climbs the scaffolding and
then donates a bunch of bikes and $5,000 in gift cards!
S. - I
don't even know how to spell her last name...but you know her from the Pussycat
Dolls. Nicole called the Zoo to give her support for Toy Drive.
Girl" is his first single from Carnival Volume II and he stopped
by to give some Toy Drive love.
Braxton - She
performs nightly at the Flamingo and stopped by Toy Drive and made a HUGE
year local Las Vegan Ne-Yo made not one, but two stops to Toy Drive.
He wanted to make sure to lend his support.
Cook - He
is the hottest comic around. Dane wanted to make sure to support Toy
Drive and check in with Chet.
Caliendo - If
you haven't seen his promos on TBS for his new show FrankTV you might
be the only one. His impersonation of John Madden has made him
famous. Here's Tapout and he breaks out all of his best.
Longoria - The Desperate Housewives star hung out with
the and revealed what she used to do in Vegas back before she was famous.
Brown - Chris'
new film "This Christmas" hits theatres on November 21st. Lauren
talked to him about everything including he and Rihanna's matching
tattoos and last year's Toy Drive. (10/29/07)
King - You
know her from her roles in "Jerry Maguire," "Boyz in the
Hood" and "Enemy of the State." She and Lauren London
talked with Lauren. You gotta hear Regina's response to
question #5 of Tapout. (10/29/07)
Short & Idris Elba - Columbus
("Stomp the Yard") and Idris ("The Wire") hung out with
Lauren, as well, at the "This Christmas" junket. (10/29/07)
Mencia - We
reunited our favorite comedian with his "co-star" in the Ben
Stiller flick "The Heartbreak Kid." Our friend and Las
Vegan Kayla Kleevage surprised Carlos with a gift that you will only
understand if you actually saw the movie. (10/18/07)
Mencia #2 - Carlos
talks about how his dad finally acknowledged that his son, Carlos, had made
it big. (10/18/07)
Mencia #3 - Now,
the highlight of the day. The, now famous, game of What Weighs
More? We weighed two gallons of milk (jugs), two watermelons
(melons), two plastic pigeon frightening owls (hoots), bags of Halloween
candy (fun bags) a dwarf and Spence's dog Bella. So, of all the
items which weighed more than Kayla Kleevage's 50-Double-I breasts.
he's a rap mogul. He's got a new book out and everything. More
importantly we found out from him that his girl Janet sleeps in the
Gotti - VH1 hosts Irv's new show "Gotti's
Way." Irv talked to the Zoo about Murder Inc, JaRule and he even
gave advice to T.I. (10/15/07)
Cook - He's
back December 1st at Mandalay Bay. Get your tickets and listen as Laruen
taps Dane out. (10/12/07)
Tequila - She
is the Queen of MySpace and she's got a new show on MTV...and she's hot and
hot for Lauren. (10/8/07)
Kleevage - With
her 95 double-i's, this Vegas local is the actual star of "The
Heartbreak Kid." (10/8/07)
describes all of the tapouts on the UFC broadcasts...So, we tapped him out.
Moore - She
is the Zoo's official girlfriend. Seriously, we got it bad for this
Mencia - Our
buddy Carlos is Uncle Tito in the new Ben Stiller flick "The Heartbreak
Omarion - O
is back on the big screen with his new flick "Feel the
Noise." He hung out and tapped out with the Zoo. (10/2/07)
new album is due out in December. He talked about his music industry
influence including Akon and what th ehell is going on with Lauryn Hill.
and host of "Fat Chance" on Oxygen, Monique teased her upcoming
Mandalay Bay performance.
COMMERCIALS & SONGS
the Fragrance -
if you're MILFY we don't blame you girl...go get yours. But if you're
going to make sure you wear the right perfume.
hours of satisfaction and pleasure are at your fingertips when you take up
Great Debaters -
you haven't seen the new Denzel Washington movie here's a small clip.
Great Debaters 2 -
another exclusive clip from Denzel's new flick.
people just hate the holidays. Dick would be one of them...Here's his
anti-Christmas anthem, "Have Yourself a Crappy Friggin'
Farted on Santa Claus -
We believe this was done at Tate Elementary
years ago...It's a Vegas Christmas Classic.
Finals Rodeo -
cowboys take over the T&M beginning this week for the NFR. Here's
our the Zoo's take on it.
Very Merry Spencemas -
2nd is Spencemas...and here's the album you need to have on hand to
Office 2.0 -
so we played you the "home version" on Monday. Now, the
story of what can happen if you look at porn at work and get
presents One Republic's Apologize is the biggest song in the country right now. So, obviously we had
to parody it. It's the tale of surfing the internet and getting caught
by mom. Enjoy "Minimize."
Chi Chi's -
didn't quite make it on the air. Imagine if Halle Berry had her
own breakfast cereal.
Thanksgiving and apparently loves the dark meat.
Slurs for Whitey
The latest celebrity to spit racist words
was Dog the Bounty Hunter. And, of course, we all remember Michael
Richards and Don Imus. Don't get down fight back with 101
Racial Slurs for Whitey. (11/5/07)
Cop-a-Feel - Allegedly,
magician David Copperfield sexually assaulted a Seattle woman while
in the Bahamas. Feds raided his Las Vegas warehouse for
evidence. We think he might want to change his name.
you really want to scare Trick or Treaters this Halloween pick up the
T.I. Edition Chevy Impala- As
you know T.I. is up on charges for buying machine guns and silencers.
Being that he's a spokesperson for Chevy, you'd think the car maker would
dump him as a celebrity endorser...maybe not. (10/22/07)
with Chainsaws - We
came up with a better alternative than "Dancing with the Stars."
the Sleep Aid - Yeah,
yawn, the baseball playoffs are going on, zzzzzzzzz. Baseball is
sooooo boring. In fact, it puts us to sleep. (10/4/7)
University School of Terrorism - With
Columbia University inviting Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak
we heard that they might have a new degree program.
Stamps - The
United States Postal Service has finally come out with commemorative stamps
we can all be excited about.
Time Machine - By
request, we present the Time Machine phone scam.
Christmas - Yes,
we want to have a "green" Christmas.
Discrimination - Yes,
we all say the name "Dave" a little differently after this Morning
Zoo Phone Scam.
Flock or Not to Flock - Sometimes
holiday arguments can start with the smallest difference of opinion. Spence
& Lauren scam a Christmas tree lot with a disagreement about whether
or not to flock.
Suck - Following
last week's loss to the lowly New York Jets, Shelly requested we play
Angry Dick's "Steelers Suck" Phone Scam.
Turkey Farms - Weed
Guy seems to be obsessed with the size of the breasts on his Thanksgiving
Forever - Lauren scammed a classic rock radio station DJ
repeatedly to request American Idol superstar Sanjaya.
happens when you go to New York City for Halloween and expose your breasts
to an NYPD officer?
Ball Point Pens for Halloween?
- You have someone in your neighborhood that just refuses to give out candy. They either hand out fruit, toothbrushes or pens? Here's a Halloween Phone Scam for you.
- With all the Ellen doggie drama we
brought back a Classic Phone Scam. This is Spence with Lauren's help scamming her sister Ashley and accusing her of being a canine
pulled out a classic scam with Spence playing his mouth guitar. (10/11/07)
- Sylvia is 22 and is dating a very
emotional, sensitive guy. He cries quite a bit. She think it might be weird.
Chet's buddy was dogsitting. The dog in question, an 11-year
old lab, went outside and somehow died in the pool. Should he call the
owners, who are on vacation, to let them know about the dog or let the
owners enjoy their vacation and tell them when they get back.
- Lauren is
spending the holidays with her boyfriend's family for the first time.
She wasn't sure who and what she should buy as presents. We needed
Mark's wife wants for Christmas is a facelift...He thinks she looks great
and doesn't need it...What does he do?
- Anna has
issues that her 23 year-old daughter has decided to spend Thanksgiving with
her boyfriend of six months and his family...and she'll be splitting time
with his family over Christmas. Does mom need to cut the cord?
6th - After only three months and no "I love
you" declaration Matt's girlfriend wants to send out holiday cards with
a picture of them on it. Is it too soon?
old is too old to be trick or treating? I don't know if we ever figured out
interested in a guy...but you're 23. He's 7 years older and he must
might want kids soon...and you ain't about that.
ASK THE GUYS
- Lauren's sister's
boyfriend is going on a boy's weekend. She's not invited and she's
started out on a mission to find out what exactly guys want for Christmas.
- Honestly, what are those things that guys NEVER
want to do with their girls?
wanted the truth...She got it. What do guys really think when a girl
confesses that she has kids.
October 3rd - Jillian
wanted an answer to the eternal question, "Can guys ever really be
friends with girls?" (10/3/07)
SECONDS WITH SPENCE
Phil & Britney -
Dr. Phil went to the hospital to talk to Britney. He says they
talked...reports are they didn't talk much...but if they did it might sound
Winfrey - Not
many get the opportunity to interview The Oprah. Spence found
Oprah charming and a bit of a tease.
went one-one-one with the Tehran tyrant.
Predictions - Britney's
life seems out of control. Wanna know what's in store for Ms. Spears
in the '08. Here are a few of our predictions.
Drive Final Day - By
now you've seen the totals...13 stuffed 50-foot Albertsons
Trucks...nearly 2,400 new bikes and over $67,000 in gift
cards. If you missed any of Chet's 12 days on the scaffolding, you can
catch up right here.
the Girls - Ladies, what is it that you absolutely don't want for
You know what's not sexy...Here's Lauren's list of the
things that just ain't sexy. (11/5/07)
By now we all now what an ignorant a-hold Dog the
Bounty Hunter is. So, we wanted to intervene. Who better to help
than a guy that has dealt with his private rants being made public...Alec
Gary Spivey's Haunted House Tour
Our first stop was where 3-year-old Adam kept
seeing "big red eyes." Gary helped Adam cleanse the house.
(10/31/07)fter only three months and no "I love
you" declaration Matt's girlfriend wants to send out holiday cards with
a picture of them on it. Is it too soon?
Alzheimer's Guy -
One of the ghosts
haunting our first house was Adam's grandpa, who in life, suffered from
Alzheimers. Gary sent the spirit to the light. (10/31/07)
Dez's Daughter's Room is Haunted -
Our second house featured Native American spirits who roamed the first story
of Dez's house. On the second floor, however, evil spirits had
collected in her daughter's room. (10/31/07)
Brandon Helps His Friend.
- Later, we did a round of Speedy Spooky Spivey and Brandon wanted to help his
best friend John, who recently killed himself. (10/31/07)
Spence's Ghost Story Part 1 -
Spence and a buddy followed up on the tale of Pine Creek Canyon. It's an area off the Red Rock loop where there's a beautiful meadow. Reportedly, it was the site of a pioneer tragedy. Hear the frightening audio of a mother pleading for the return of her children. (10/31/07)
Spence's Ghost Story Part 2- A ranger at the Red Rock Conservation Area found Spence's abandoned gear and mini-disc recorder. This is what it picked up.
Diego Thanks You
you know we drove a truck loaded wtih 25,000 pair of underwear and diapers
to San Diego to help those affected by the Southern California
Wildfires. We met up with our friends at Z-90.3 and distributed the
undies. Our boy Tre who does nights put togehter a special
version of Alicia Keys' "No One." (10/26/07)
Potter author J.K. Rowling confessed to 1,600 public school
students that the Hogwarts headmaster and wizard Dumbledore was, in fact,
gay. We decided to give you proof that it was so. (10/22/07)
Crocker on O.J. -
originally told us to "leave Britney alone," on You Tube.
Now, Chris Crocker makes a similar plea for O.J.
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