Angry Dick: A Zoo contributor of angry, stupid songs.

The Big Mistake: When Chet stupidly left the Zoo from 2002 to 2004 to go to Portland, Oregon.

Big Thank You: Give thanks on the air to someone special Fridays around 9am.

Bingo Dirty: A person that is hot but acts or looks as if they live in a trailer park.

BJ: Chet's famous Toy Drive dog.

Carlos Diaz: Extra's man in Las Vegas.

Cat Thomas: Our esteemed fearless leader and Las Vegas radio legend. Cat is our boss, the program director of 98.5 KLUC. He was on the air on KLUC back in the day. If you meet him ask him about the Shark Club.

Cougar: Woman who might be a bit younger who preys on older men.

Condensed Milk: Male ejaculate, baby batter, crème de men. It comes from Carlos Mencia on the Zoo referring to a photo of porn star and Vegas local Kayla Kleevage, “Look, she’s drinking condensed milk.”

Crotchdigger: Spence's nickname for his contant digging in his crotchal region.

Davey the Showkiller: Our producer Davey Diaz.

Don’t Be a Vivian: Ungrateful, unenthusiastic listeners who don’t appreciate prizes and irritate the Zoo are reminded, “Don’t be a Vivian.”

Dots not feathers: An Indian from India

Drive In: Spence's nickname for Chet based on his drive in movie sized forehead.

E.L.S.F: When you’ve had enough and just can’t take it anymore. It comes from Britney Spears. “Eat it, lick it, snort it, (eff) it.” Britney uttered these words to Carlos Diaz.

Feathers not dots: An American Indian

Final Exam: A quiz given around 9:45am morning to test you on your knowledge of the show. Answer correctly and you win!

First Caller: Prestigious honor given to the listener that phones the Zoo first at around 6am.

GAFF (Give A F*** Factor): A measure of Chet’s level of caring on a particular subject. “My GAFF on The Oscars is pretty low.”

Gary Spivey: The World's Greatest Psychic. Hear him every Thursday morning at 8am. Call 1-800-827-GARY.

The HFFG: The Hot FireFighter Guy. The codeword for Lauren’s current boy toy.

Group Therapy: Air your problem and we'll probably get you advice from a listener who's encountered the same issue.

Hardcores: The most loyal and dedicated of Morning Zoo Listeners. <also “Zoo Junkies” or “Junkies”>

Hibbidy Dibbidy: Fornication. Yes, the S-E-X.

Hormonal Eyes: The crazy viewpoints of a woman who is either pregnant or experiencing her time of the month.

Huh?: Magic word that gets you hung up on.

Juicy: Associate producer and director of communications for the Zoo. (She answers the phone.)

Lauren: The newest member of Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo.

Mike P.: The male organ. see weenie

MILFHunter.com: The website that occupies Spence's time when he should be paying attention to the show.

Model High Club: Just like the “mile high club” but in a model home.

Mono-Mating: The Zoo helps listeners find love within 12 minutes while riding the Monorail between the Sahara & the MGM.

Muffin Top: When a woman wears tight pants and her midriff is visible and rolled over the top of the pants.

NTAC: No Talent Ass Clown

Naughty Bits: Male or female genitalia.

Phone Scams: We do ‘em on the :20’s every morning.

P.O.L.: (Parade of Losers) Any group of applicants for a job opening.

Prize Pig: Dedicated listeners who win repeatedly.

S.O.S. Drive:“Save Our Schools.” Our annual school supply drive.

STFU: Shut The **** Up

Steph: Spence's wife.

The Boy: Spence's son Tyler.

T.O.’d: Terrell Owens’d. Suspended from listening to the Zoo or kicked off the show without pay.

Toy Drive: Holiday event at which Chet lives solitary on a scaffolding collecting toys for Vegas' less fortunate children.

Weenie: see Mike P.

Zookarma: Strange things happen depending on if you're with or against The Zoo.